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Esteemed frothers and frotherettes.
Thanks to popular demand, it is with great pleasure that we announce that the illustrious Colonel Marbles will be released for sale at the FU-UK webshop!
Not the great man himself (though you are welcome to make us an offer), but a beautiful miniature representation of one of the greatest minds of his time. Colonel Marbles is a true visionary who was the founding father of the renowned Colonel Marbles Miniature Masterworks. To this day the Colonel is able to expound coherently on several topics for up to 10 minutes a day, and can still perform his toilet functions unattended!
Standing a non-heroic 26mm (to top of pointy head) the Colonel figure is ideal for placing on your typewriter, painting desk or workstation, where his scowling face will encourage you to redouble your frothing efforts! Well it works for us anyway.
The Colonel M figure is also perfect for modern and victorian gaming, as the haughty lord of the manor, the out-of-touch newspaper editor or an eccentric colonial adventurer. Maybe even as the retired army officer! Try substituting him for Colonel Mustard in your Cluedo set and see if anyone notices. To find out more about the life of Colonel Marbles, visit his page at the Back of Beyond Website.
Its yours for only £2.50, including worldwide delivery. As per tradition, all profits made by the sales of FU!UK specials will go back into the site for your greater pleasure and amusement.
Any queries relating to the frother shopping channel should be referred to shop enquiries. FU!UK is not responsible for any acts of grand larceny carried out through its web site. I hope.
Buy it Now!
If you want to get your hands on this exclusive miniature, things couldn't be simpler. Get yourself an account at Paypal, and then click on any of the 'BUY IT' buttons littering the shop!
We will ship you the Colonel Marbles luxury figurine for just two and a half GBP, thats just two gold coins (in D&D 4th Ed) or half a fiver*. Don't worry, those handy chaps at Paypal will do the conversions for you!
Delivery to ANYWHERE in the world is included. Thats correct, its not £2.50 plus postage but £2.50 straight.
* Do not cut a fiver in half and send that, this is not how currency works.