Picador wrote:How can you trust a language that has no vowels and sounds like gargling with jizz?
Or more to the point why do you persist in speaking it after some cruel fucking swine of a teacher has tried to publicly shame you by making you wear a board around your neck with ‘Welsh Not’ written on it, something you could only divest yourself of by informing on some other poor little sod speaking your native tongue? If that doesn’t vaguely reminds you of those Germans strung up by the SS at the end of the war with little signs pinned to them saying ‘traitor to the Fatherland’ then it fucking well should.
Of course fair turn around, I had a cunt of a Welsh maths teacher, who rejoiced in the name of Byron Jones, smelled vilely of cheap aftershave who was in the habit of administering ‘crow pecks’ to his charges. The noisome prick one struck me so hard I literally fell out of my desk.