The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

[Guest]

Hey look, everyone -- Zlata's back!

What a sweetypie!

And just like that, she’s gone.
Farewell Sweet Zlata! May we meet again.

[Voice From Limbo]

She may have been getting cold.

[General Paranoia]

Probably had one of those unfortunate accidents editors are prone to... sucked into the air conditioning, eaten by ants, contracted bubonic plague but will be back tomorrow. It's a hard life with little more than a monthly fowl to live on. We should build her a Steders memorial shitter to make sure she stays.

[Guest]

Zlata tell me her cunt is sad because she is no longer in touch with Sad Cunts.
Is sad to me too.

[Guest]

Someone's having problems translating Barkerese into another language:

http://theminiaturespage.com/boards/msg.mv?id=513555

Possibly English.

I thought that DBA was already written in Chinese.

[Voice From Limbo]

Obscure dialect.
Google Translate.

[Jakar Nilson]

Hey look, everyone -- Zlata's back!

Sorry, who? I think I'm a bit lost, but then again, I've spent more time job and house hunting this year to really dig into site politics.

[Guest]

Hey look, everyone -- Zlata's back!

Sorry, who? I think I'm a bit lost, but then again, I've spent more time job and house hunting this year to really dig into site politics.

The lovely topless Ukrainian blonde beauty shows up in SPAM that the heartless moderator keeps deleting.
Limbo and I are at odds over who gets to possess that lovely beauty.
However, he plies me with drink and then makes off with her.
Then the moderator (Damn his eyes!) makes her vanish.

[Voice From Limbo]

I'd point out she's also in a bottomless state.

I think I prefer the brunette, whose name -- alas -- I fear I've forgotten.

[Just passing by (again)]

Meanwhile, over on Tw*tter, those Too Fat Lardy boys are wearing the snowflake term as a badge of honour. In fact they do have snowflake badges, and are now giving them out as awards.