Vapnartak 5 February 2017

[bernard]

Only four weeks to go, best get baking cakes I suppose.

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Put the kettle on, whilst you're at it.... no milk of sugar in mine.

Seriously, best show in the north

[Steders]

Put the leather chaps on, whilst you're at it.... and I'll slip you one

Seriously, best show in the north

Its in the Midlands you southern twat

[bernard]

Held in York, the capital of the Black Country...

http://www.yorkwargames.org/Vapnartak.htm

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Stedley is a strange creature; half goat, half Scottish, all twat.

[Citizen Sade]

I had him down as more half man-child, half soggy biscuit myself.

[bernard]

After several hours faffing around, the floor plan for the show.

http://bit.ly/2jSinpc

See you Sunday.

[THE Killer Bob]

Its in the Midlands you southern twat

As the midlands is in the north then Yorkshire is clearly the far north.

I is a Northerner myself* so I know these things.




*I only moved south of the river as a child, I was born in North London.