My not-German hordes need a suitably malevolent evil leader.
I’d like a naked Donald Trump being carried into battle on a shield by four visibly overburdened tribesmen, with a midget Boris Johnson mini-me, following behind on a leash.
Anyone up to the challenge? I realize that great facial details are impossible at this scale. Jabba-the-Hutt body morphologies and recognizable haircuts are all I’d ask for.
Please contact me at thaddeus.blanchette@gmail.com.