Abyssal Couple

[Hew Johns]

So fantasy miniatures finally catch up with the model railroaders.

[guest]

Alright! Minis actually fucking now! Love it.
These'll be sought after in days to cum, believe me. I'm getting some. Hope for some different humanoids doing the dirty in future.

[Guest]

No, I think you're mistaken.
They can't be fucking - she's got her legs closed. Vin, as an experienced man of the world who's probably had sex with a woman and everything, would know her legs need to be open.

I think you'll find they're just play fighting. Having a friendly tussle. Naked.
It's perfectly innocent.

[Australian Dawn]

Maybe it's meant to be a cavalry option for an aquatic army?

[Voice From Limbo]

No, I think you're mistaken.
They can't be fucking - she's got her legs closed. Vin, as an experienced man of the world who's probably had sex with a woman and everything, would know her legs need to be open.

I think you'll find they're just play fighting. Having a friendly tussle. Naked.
It's perfectly innocent.

Nah -- in VinniWorld, it's much more fun for the male when the female's in excruciating pain.

You must not be familiar with his other BDSM work.

[Guest]

Who buys these turds? It lacks any gaming use I can think of, it's certainly not decorative and has none of the charm or playfulness of something kinky some hobbyist's girlfriend might get their loved one as a joke gift, no humour, playfulness or naughtiness, just an crude display of blatant perversion.
Has Vinni ever had a stall at a convention? Because I can't imagine what sort of sad creatures would openly show interest in things like this.

Tbh, it would look quite in place when mustering a Slaaneshi warband/army or some cult of the depraved.
Not have a problem with those mini's.

[Voice From Limbo]

Come on, Vinni -- we know your English is better than that!