2) We are very sorry but we cannot be responsible for providing replacements for the odd few models that take some damage in transit. If a few bayonets break off in transit, that sort of thing.
So fuck the contract to provide an intact model then?
Yep -still a cunt.
I cannot accept responsibility for packages that are lost or damaged in the hands of the delivery service.
Despite the fact my contract would be with you and you have the responsibility to fulfill that contract?
You have the contract with the delivery service and it is your problem if they fail to carry out your contract.
I have no relationship with them.
Of course that is English law and no doubt as you are a hotshot SPAM lawyer you know what lying shit you can get away with in the US, the land of capitalism and the free.
But definitely still a cunt.