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Re: Wank horror films

Postby Steders » Tue Sep 13, 2016 2:30 pm

Hermit wrote:
Pablo Spandangle wrote:I've been watching some stinkers on the horror channel recently.


It is mostly shite on there. The Hammer films are always good to watch, though, but sometimes they have the odd nugget that's different.

The Gathering : Good film. Probably one of Christina Ricci's better ones. British made, low budget, but with a clever premise and a slight Wicker Man feel to it. Speaking of which...

The Wicker Tree : Pile of shite! Made by the same people that made Wicker Man that tries to retell the same story in a bad way. Even a small cameo by Christopher Lee couldn't save it. I think they tried crowdfunding to make a third movie - fuck me!

Get your own fucking thread you workshy cunt!!!!
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Re: Wank horror films

Postby The Dozing Dragon » Tue Sep 13, 2016 6:02 pm

What about Horror wank films? Surely the list would be longer?
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Re: Wank horror films

Postby kawasaki » Tue Sep 13, 2016 6:35 pm

The Dozing Dragon wrote:What about Horror wank films? Surely the list would be longer?



The Vampire Lovers
Twins of Evil
Lust for a Vampire
Blood on Satan's Claw

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The Cardinal of Cunt

I have never heard of Frothers Unite- UK!

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Re: Wank horror films

Postby Skipp » Tue Sep 13, 2016 6:45 pm

vampiros lesbos (great soundtrack)
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Re: Wank horror films

Postby Duff » Tue Sep 13, 2016 8:05 pm

Dracula AD1972 (Caroline Munroe :froth: :froth: :froth: )
broney wrote:You weren't there man! How many stiles are there on the Offa's Dyke Walk? You don't know Man!


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Re: Wank horror films

Postby Levied Troop » Wed Sep 14, 2016 7:18 am

Steders is Kim Newman and I claim my £5.

I've seen Borderlands and I'd agree, it's a good low budget effort with more than a touch of HP and classic British horror. Might have to try more of his recommendations :shock:
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Re: Wank horror films

Postby Skipp » Wed Sep 14, 2016 2:52 pm

If he offers to show you Carlito's back way, I'd give it a pass...
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Re: Wank horror films

Postby An Absent Humphrey » Wed Sep 14, 2016 3:13 pm

Skipp wrote:If he offers to show you Carlito's back way, I'd give him your back passage...
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Re: Wank horror films

Postby Hermit » Wed Sep 14, 2016 8:53 pm

Steders wrote:Get your own fucking thread you workshy cunt!!!!


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Re: Wank horror films

Postby geronimo » Wed Sep 21, 2016 9:53 pm

It Follows is a fantastic little film; didn't mind The Corridor, myself.
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