Nymphomaniac Vol 1 and Vol 2

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Nymphomaniac Vol 1 and Vol 2

Postby Clayface » Mon May 23, 2016 4:22 pm

I had me a bit of a 'Channel 4 red Triangle' moment and taped these two Lars Von Trier movies off the TV.

My god, watching them is a surreal experience - not because they are immoderately filthy - which they indeed ARE - but because the immoderate filth stars a whole series of otherwise quite famous faces (and vaginas and willies)

I will never be able to look at some of these people in the same way. Jamie Bell demonstrating the Silent Duck! Shia Lebouef with his modest tackle on full display! wossname Danish Guy, Sgarsgard, with his little winkie out and ready for some raping!!

It really is very, very odd. The things actors do for their art. I feel anxious about showing my naked Chest and belly at the local swimming pool!
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Re: Nymphomaniac Vol 1 and Vol 2

Postby kawasaki » Mon May 23, 2016 5:27 pm

To produce scenes of simulated sex, von Trier used digital compositing to superimpose the genitals of pornographic film actors onto the bodies of the film's actors


Take that, you dirty perv.
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Re: Nymphomaniac Vol 1 and Vol 2

Postby Altius » Mon May 23, 2016 6:46 pm

So, were there any famous actresses appearing, or were these dudes and their gear all you noticed?

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Re: Nymphomaniac Vol 1 and Vol 2

Postby Clayface » Tue May 24, 2016 9:31 am

Altius wrote:So, were there any famous actresses appearing, or were these dudes and their gear all you noticed?


Oh No, that sort of thing wouldn't interest me at all.

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Re: Nymphomaniac Vol 1 and Vol 2

Postby Clayface » Tue May 24, 2016 9:35 am

kawasaki wrote:
To produce scenes of simulated sex, von Trier used digital compositing to superimpose the genitals of pornographic film actors onto the bodies of the film's actors


Take that, you dirty perv.


That is actually a relief. But does that mean Shia Lebouef could have asked Lars to give him a decent sized todger and he passed on it? Or maybe he DID. :D

There is a scene where two brothers are arguing about which one should do Charlotte Gainsbourg up the arse and which the Lady Garden, and she is sat on her bed looking grumpy while their enormous semi-erect cocks waggle around in front of her face was one of the most disturbingly odd things I have ever seen on my TV, and I have seen 'The One Show' so that's not an idle statement.
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Re: Nymphomaniac Vol 1 and Vol 2

Postby kawasaki » Tue May 24, 2016 1:30 pm

She seems to have inherited her father's looks, and his hands...

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