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The Jim Jones Cocktail Hour wrote:You cunt! The Tuneless Wolfe's are essentially the worse aspect of the whole conflict. The completely unnecessary globalisation of a petty, sectarian squabble into every fucking bar with some sort of plastic paddy population. Our local outpost, The County Albania as we used to call it (only Irish Pub owned by two Albanians) always made me laugh as right behind the bar there was a bottle of rum bearing the 'Cromwell' with a nice picture of our Captain-General and Protector on the label. It seems as sense of history doesn't run too deep amongst the diaspora but then as most of the actuals versus the plastics were labourers from Cork or Meath, I doubt they gave a fuck even if they were sober enough to read the fucking label.
Their 1980s classic 'My Heart is in Ireland' is good for a laugh. If only to prove that we Plastics really are too thick to get the irony
The Jim Jones Cocktail Hour wrote:Plastics have a language all their own but it can be deciphered with a degree of patience. I've come to realise that 'My da was from Connemara and he fought for the soil' actually means 'My dad was born in Kilburn and dug the M26'.
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