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Re: Wank horror films

Postby kawasaki » Wed Jul 12, 2017 5:22 pm

Yebbut...Maddy Smith.
The Cardinal of Cunt

I have never heard of Frothers Unite- UK!

http://theminiaturespage.com/boards/msg.mv?id=201399
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Re: Wank horror films

Postby Steders » Mon Aug 21, 2017 8:14 am

The Void Cop finds man in the woods, takes him to hospital and everything goes to shit. Quite enjoyed this, very Lovecraftian/John Carpenter but it could have been a classic. Plot is filled with too many relationships that complicate things and make it seem very contrived.

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Why let someone go, then track them to the hospital to kill them? Why doesn't the cult follower recognise the cult leader,(and then stabs him?)
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Re: Wank horror films

Postby Bronshtein » Mon Aug 21, 2017 11:53 am

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Abe? Abe Cohen! Is that you?
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Re: Wank horror films

Postby Steders » Mon Nov 27, 2017 8:38 am

Southbound Anthology movie, loosely connected together. Some of it works, some of it doesn't. I found the first five minute the worst, it sort of shoots its load too early. Some of the segments work quite well, others are ok. It didn't feel like it had stable 'rules'. Its worth a watch
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Re: Wank horror films

Postby Steders » Wed Nov 29, 2017 10:31 am

VHS (FF)
Shower of cunts are employed to steal a FF tape. Luckily they also record everything, so fun happens in the creepy house filled with tapes.
Not great, some segments are ok, others just poor. Felt exploitive, not as bad as that pile of shit 'Hostel' but mean spirited in some places.
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Re: Wank horror films

Postby Voice From Limbo » Tue Apr 03, 2018 7:13 pm

Steders wrote:Everything in this thread is 90s onwards.
I quite like watching the old stuff and it gets a 'pass' from me due to its age.
I'm going to start a new thread covering Hammer, Amicus etc


Did he ever do this? I couldn't find it.

No matter, doubt anyone cares now, so I'll just enter the two Hammer Cornish films here: Plague of the Zombies,and The Reptile. Both good little films, not least because they both had Jacqueline Pearce:

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Sigh.

Of course, as the brunette, she had to die, in favor of the blonde. No fair!
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Re: Wank horror films

Postby guest » Wed Apr 04, 2018 3:28 pm

Voice From Limbo wrote:
Steders wrote:Everything in this thread is 90s onwards.
I quite like watching the old stuff and it gets a 'pass' from me due to its age.
I'm going to start a new thread covering Hammer, Amicus etc


Did he ever do this? I couldn't find it.

No matter, doubt anyone cares now, so I'll just enter the two Hammer Cornish films here: Plague of the Zombies,and The Reptile. Both good little films, not least because they both had Jacqueline Pearce:

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Sigh.

Of course, as the brunette, she had to die, in favor of the blonde. No fair!


She got her jubblies out in White Mischief. A bit saggy...
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Re: Wank horror films

Postby Voice From Limbo » Wed Apr 04, 2018 5:20 pm

Oh,come now, be fair to the lady-- she was 44 in that film. She kept them up for a while,seems to me:

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Besides, she was a nubile 24 or so in those Hammers.

More importantly, I was a horny 16 year old! :froth:
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