But every now and then a new rule is required because someone managed to find a way to make it a little less fun and a little more work. Probably not maliciously but like a lovely joke that sadly got out of hand and killed a small bus-full of children it does require a slight modification of the procedures that get followed and adds a little to everyone's work.
So are society's built, and as Hammurabi would say, "What a fucking nuisance having to clean those kids out of the irrigation system, better make sure that doesn't happen again".
A small amendment has been made to the FAQs, with the approval of the FU!UK Committee, which shall be repeated here for reference so that being a lazy shit is no excuse for not reading it. Hopefully this will not result in any riotous assemblies demanding a return to past freedoms, but just in case the rubber nazi flamethrower dudes will be "on maneouvres" for the next few days.
FAQ new rule wrote:There is one exception to our laissez-faire attitude to moderation. Frothers want a secure and relaxed environment where they are free to abuse each other without impediment, so to preserve our sanctum of anarchy we will take action against anyone abusing the forum itself.
In addition to the aforementioned spam and porn posts this includes creating spoof accounts (where it is not obvious that the account is a spoof), hijacking usernames or accounts, posting a rude word 400,000 times without spaces to fuck up the page formatting and anything else that gives everyone (especially the moderators) a massive headache without being in the least bit funny.
Having a larf is fine, and if you are pushing the limits our first action will be a gentle nudge, but deliberate and repeated abuse will result in the webmaster sending his fighting uruk-monkeys to your house to move all of your furniture around while you are out.
No doubt some of you excellent creative types will find new and ingenious ways to spoil everyone's enjoyment of the site to the extent that more rules will need to be grudgingly knocked together in the future and applied by the unpaid servants of the site. Just be aware that people who do such things on purpose are known, in the vernacular, as shit-licking zombie-fiddlers, have no friends, and never will.
