Problems with new forums...

[Ensine]

Derek Hodges could have curled out a bowel movement on your head and you would have complimented Derek for this new and wonderful sort of hat.

[Ajsaliam]

You must be a Catholic.

[Nick Wem]

Remember me? Just a quick fumble in the back of Ford Escort after a couple of babychams, hardly the basis of a meaningful relationship. Still I was curious about that tattoo on your thigh. Did you really serve in the navy?

[12 year old boys]

For fucks sake, you really have surpassed grade A bellend status to achieve Omega bellend status.

[kawasaka]

There are all sorts of people floating about in this world.

[Tony Reidy]

HA HA HA!

[Il Bastardo]

Is it too late for me to find love?

[Aura]

Maybe we can get together and talk? You know, we can, like, crash out on the sofa with a big mug of chocolate and, like eat biscuits and stuff, and watch Friends. It can be so, like, coo-oool. And we can laugh about stuff. You can be like Chandler and I can be like Monica. It'll be such fun, yeah?

[Sherbert]

I don't want to know the answer to that.

[Czack]

I'm not being a cunt, but can we be sure your wife was born a woman? I mean, for a start, do you have any kids?