With a shwoosh of clackers, and a dusting-ioff of the family jewels the Galatians take to the table in five separate match reports against the Romans, Germans, Seleukids (twice) and the (who the f--- are the?) Blemmye, in the post-tournament report from Bournemouth earlier this spring
There is of course the usual mix of captions, videos, both handy and unhelpful rules-related hints and poor quality humour throughout.
This time however you also get a specially themed report of one of the battles which features extensive references to the 1970's Bay City Rollers knock-offs from Bradford, "Smokie" – not for the faint-hearted, so if you are easily offended please feel free to fuck off and skip report number four.
Go on – get your undercarriage out into the fresh air this lovely spring morning, lie back and enjoy these five fine reports