Appearing shortly after the festive break as the perfect antidote to too much turkey, stuffing (and the inevitable but somehow unwanted cheese course) are these FIVE battle reports from Warfare 2016
, featuring a Spring and Autumn Chinese army in brutal combat against a range of Biblical-era foes...
Watch in amazement as an order of L'Art de la Guerre appears on the table in Reading for the very first time, and a long-unused biblical era chariot force is taken out of the deep freeze to rumble across the battlefield and poke it's chopsticks at the enemy from close range.
The Chinese take on the Babylonians, Assyrians, Omanis, Carthaginians and the always difficult to spell Aechemenid Persians in 5 brutal tabletop conflicts
, all of which have been certified MSG-free, (but which may contain nuts).
The reports are then wrapped up in lettuce leaves and dipped in some classical analysis from Hannibal to counteract the Communist speechifying and propaganda of the Chinese General... so dig in, as you know you'll want some more in half an hour