The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

[Picador]

English: that modern language descended from the argot employed by Anglo-Saxon prostitutes to negotiate sexual services with Norman mercenaries.

Nice old quote that one, only spoiled by being wrong - do you know how few words there are in the English language that have Norman roots? Oh, I forgot, of course you do, you know everything better than they do.

Brazilian: the modern language used by hookers to give American Ex-Pats something to base a career on.

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[Voice From Limbo]

It's pronounced FRO-TAZH

As in frottage?

'At's English, innit?

No, it's French

Frottage in the cottage.

Franglais.

[Macunaima]

English: that modern language descended from the argot employed by Anglo-Saxon prostitutes to negotiate sexual services with Norman mercenaries.

Nice old quote that one, only spoiled by being wrong - do you know how few words there are in the English language that have Norman roots? Oh, I forgot, of course you do, you know everything better than they do.

Brazilian: the modern language used by hookers to give American Ex-Pats something to base a career on.

I’m not an ex-pat, Pat: I am an immigrant. Although given your bullshit, it’s easy to see why many people would want to be an ex-Pat. In fact, given the way the UK is going, you might need to translate that bike of yours into some readies so that you and your better half don’t become ex-Pats. Pretty sad to see Merry Olde Englande in the same health boat as Brazil.

[Guest]

You bite every time, don't you, Mac.
You are such an easily goaded twat. You've been told umpteen dozen times that people say things just to wind you up and you still bite.
And you'll keep doing it.
You really are a cock.

[Macunaima]

Also Pat? I saw the Anglo-Saxon Kingdoms exhibition at the British Library when I was up to The Shire awhile back.

You are full of shit.

[Macunaima]

You bite every time, don't you, Mac.
You are such an easily goaded twat. You've been told umpteen dozen times that people say things just to wind you up and you still bite.
And you'll keep doing it.
You really are a cock.

Got the bike up on Ebay yet, Pat?

[Guest]

Mac, you remind me of Trump - he can't let the smallest slight go by and has to respond disproportionately.
You're unstable and neurotic.
Get help.

[kyotebue2]

What's Mithmee up to today??

[JJCH Plataforma]

I have it on good authority that ‘Pat’ is actually Phil Oakey.

Say hello to Su and Joanne for me Phil.

[Derek H]

What's Mithmee up to today??

Typing "FEAR" a lot.