For the convenience of various parties, please fill in the following form and submit here every 2 -4 months:
I hate that fucking TMP and fucking cunty Bill because:
a) They raped my gerbil
b) They raped me
c) I was dawghoused again
this was because:
a) I am a dawg
b) I stripped naked, painted myself green, stuck a cabbage in my arsehole and posted the pics to Bill
c) I disagreed with the ususal idiots, just like the last time I got DH'd, yet I still find it surprising.
I have to say I find TMP full of:
b) Former Archbishops of Canterbury
c) Rednecks, Mad Vets, Bible Pumpers, Pedants and assorted people I don't like. For some reason, I like to spend my time conversing with them online and am constantly surprised that I still don't like them.
I would now like to come here and moan about something happening the same way the last time I came here moaning about something that happened the same way last time and conclude that TMP is full of:
b) Cheese Crackers
c) Paedos. Yes really. Full of them. Because they like red headed goth girls. Phone the News of the World.
Declaration: I am so fucked off with those cunts that I will never, ever fucking waste my time with them ever, ever, again.*
*Until the next time, when I shall be saying all this, all over again.