Hastati wrote: Tomkinson (Spotty Oik) wrote:
There's a second trailer here:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0CsoPAlGlg
Fast forward to around 2:08 minutes. I am shamed by my own previous ignorance as to the finer detail of the Arthurian legend - I never realised giant Mumakil played a part...
No, no thank you.
It's hard to resist the Producer's demands on these matters you know.
So all day long the noise of battle roll'd
Among the mountains by the winter sea;
All Mordred's men were dead and killed 'n' shit
After both sides charged screaming 'cross the plain
Until King Arthur's table, man by man,
Had blown up in a massive blast
of flame cast by an enormous catapult
King Arthur: then, because his wound was deep,
The bold Sir Bedivere uplifted him,
Sir Bedivere, the last of all his knights,
wiped off the warpaint of a dragon eating a fucking enormous robot wolf
And bore him to a chapel nigh the field,
A broken chancel with a broken cross,
That stood on a dark strait of barren land
a bit like Bladerunner but all mediaeval and stuff
On one side lay the Ocean, and on one
Lay an fuck-off huge cool fucking elephant
with flick-knives strapped unto its mighty trunk