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Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by Ssanemax » Wed Apr 01, 2020 9:05 am

Picador wrote: Dune is unfilmable. Although I doubt the latest effort could be worse than David Lynch's shambles.

I suppose its one saving grace is it hasn't got Sting in it :)


I am not sure - Lynch's Dune has a sort of Campy Appeal, a bit like Flash Gordon. And Sting is the ripe icing on the cake, like Durian on a Fruit Salad of insanity.... hmmm Flash Gordon and Dune - That would make a pretty good mash-up actually.

'Atreides's ALIIIVE!!?'

Brian Blessed would make an excellent Vladimir Harkonnen wouldn't he? :) or even better, an Excellent Duke Leto. Or Jessica. He would be great at any of those really. admit it. ADMIT ITTTTT.

Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by Picador » Wed Apr 01, 2020 8:51 am

Ssanemax wrote: Picador or Voice From Limbo...not Twats.




I'm getting a bit emotional here at this unsolicited testimonial

<edit> unless someone like Peter Jackson takes it on, Dune is unfilmable. Although I doubt the latest effort could be worse than David Lynch's shambles.

I suppose its one saving grace is it hasn't got Sting in it :)

Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by Ssanemax » Wed Apr 01, 2020 8:33 am

Picador wrote:
kyotebue2 wrote:Mithmee is still 10 feet tall and COVID-19 proof. He never gets a shot or sick.


Anyone think he'll do a turnaround now that the Orange Idiot in Chief has?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-52115584
US President Donald Trump urges Americans to follow guidelines, calling it "a matter of life and death"
The US death toll surpasses 4,000 and there are fears as many as 200,000 people could die there


:)


It's still not sinking in over there - I saw a headline on t'net 'Could Dune's release be threatened by Coronavirus?'*

It was the same over here for quite a while. I had two work colleagues who laughed at me when i suggested it might be serious this time.... then Match of The Day did s bit about Spanish Football being cancelled.... They were out panic buying toilet paper and pasta the very next day :D :D :D


* Dune. Place your bets now. Monumental Flop, or staggeringly Gigantic Flop? It's the most uncinematic SF book I can think of. Give 100 Herbert Fans paper and a pencil and ask them to sketch, say, a Sardaukar or a Fremen and you will get 100 different concepts. And SF is a dying literary form, how many Dune Fans will need to go see it to break even? Akll of them, several hundred thousand times.

Why do people think books have to be made into movies? They don't go 'Oh, I like Michelangelo's David - I shall turn it into a Stage Play' or 'Nice Night Watch Rembrandt, who's doing the Choreography for the Ballet??'

Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by Picador » Wed Apr 01, 2020 7:54 am

kyotebue2 wrote:Mithmee is still 10 feet tall and COVID-19 proof. He never gets a shot or sick.


Anyone think he'll do a turnaround now that the Orange Idiot in Chief has?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-52115584
US President Donald Trump urges Americans to follow guidelines, calling it "a matter of life and death"
The US death toll surpasses 4,000 and there are fears as many as 200,000 people could die there


:)

Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by Ssanemax » Wed Apr 01, 2020 7:52 am

Ssanemax wrote:
Macunaima wrote:
Ssanemund Freud wrote:
Macunaima wrote:Am I a bad man for thinking it would be God’s justice if every fag-bashing fuckhead who said “Thank God AIDS only kills queers” back in the day should, at the very least, spend a few weeks of their golden years constantly checking their airflow rate and worrying about who they shook hands with over the last few weeks?


No, you are a Bad Man because of a poor upbringing, combined with some fairly unpleasant life-experiences, leading to a raging narcissistic personality disorder and a secret desire for sex with whores sublimated into a bizarre career choice and a whackadoodle Selection of homeland.

That will be 50 marks please. next.


Pat, for a guy who feigns disgust and disdain at the fact that I work with people who sell sex, you sure go out of your way to write comments on Guardian articles about sex workers. So I’d be a bit careful tossing about accusations of sublimated desires and unpleasant life experiences, you Jens Voigt wannabe. :D




Genuinely puzzled - when??



Hahahahahah you tragic figure, I just spend 5 minutes of my life wading through my Guardian Account. 17 pages of tedious waffle about TV and cycling, for one post about prozzies..... from 2015. Yep, i am clearly obsessed.

Your Pooor Wife!

'Thadeus, you left the toilet seat up, again!'
(Leaves room, comes back two days later'
'Yeah? well here's a photo of you on the beach in 2015 with your flip-flops on the wrong feet. I WIN'

You are missing the point here. I don't sneer at your career choice because I disdain prostitutes. I sneer at it because you are a Twat. In much the same way, Bill Armintrout's lust for transexuals is not a problem in my eyes - if Picador or Voice From Limbo admitted to that taste, I would not hold it against them, because they are not Twats.

The sex workers you interview must scatter when they see you coming

"mãe de Deus, it's that tedious professor of prostitology from the university!"
"Oh, does he pay well?"
"No, he doesn't pay at all - all he does is witter on about how the Government want to kill him, and how liberal and edgy his lifestyle is. He asks you questions about the job, but when you answer him he tells you you are wrong 'cos he's a professor'
"aieee.... his pooor wife'
"Yes, he's a twat"

while you were digging through my online posts in other places did you find this one from 2016? it's a Gem

"I have an online aquaintance, American guy. He's a professor in Brazil specialising in Sex Workers. I was telling someone about him, and when i finished they were disappointed, because they thought it was the feed-line for a Joke'

Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by Ssanemax » Wed Apr 01, 2020 7:38 am

Macunaima wrote:
Ssanemund Freud wrote:
Macunaima wrote:Am I a bad man for thinking it would be God’s justice if every fag-bashing fuckhead who said “Thank God AIDS only kills queers” back in the day should, at the very least, spend a few weeks of their golden years constantly checking their airflow rate and worrying about who they shook hands with over the last few weeks?


No, you are a Bad Man because of a poor upbringing, combined with some fairly unpleasant life-experiences, leading to a raging narcissistic personality disorder and a secret desire for sex with whores sublimated into a bizarre career choice and a whackadoodle Selection of homeland.

That will be 50 marks please. next.


Pat, for a guy who feigns disgust and disdain at the fact that I work with people who sell sex, you sure go out of your way to write comments on Guardian articles about sex workers. So I’d be a bit careful tossing about accusations of sublimated desires and unpleasant life experiences, you Jens Voigt wannabe. :D



Genuinely puzzled - when??

Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by WTF » Wed Apr 01, 2020 7:25 am

Bolsonaro was right.


I just wanted to preserve this rarest of phrases. I rate it up there with "Trump was honest" and "Mithmee was lucid" as the rarest of prose gems.

Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by WTF » Wed Apr 01, 2020 7:21 am

He also doesn't afraid of anything.


Well, there are a few things such as black people, brown people, other than white people, education, reading, facts, literacy, erudition, spelling, grammar and liberals/progressives/not reactionaries.

Also women, gays and competence.

Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by Jakar Nilson » Wed Apr 01, 2020 2:05 am

kyotebue2 wrote:Mithmee is still 10 feet tall and COVID-19 proof. He never gets a shot or sick.

He also doesn't afraid of anything.

Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by JJCH Amaralina » Tue Mar 31, 2020 11:06 pm

See? Bolsonaro was right. Swimming in shit really does make you invulnerable.

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