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Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by Khusrau » Tue Aug 04, 2020 5:58 pm

Bollocks to Brexit wrote:
Picador wrote:
Ssanemax wrote:
Bollocks to Brexit wrote:Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?


Bolloxy, do you like movies about Mister Bean?


Somebody has to. It might as well be Bollocks.


My oh my! Someone clearly got fisted rather too roughly this morning, didn't they?

You should ask Condi to use more lube in future.

Mr Bean? Nah, I have not managed to sit through more than about 20 minutes of any of those films yet.


Any country where Bernard Manning and Norman Wisdom could make a living from 'comedy', or where Johnny English is a box office success, needs to take a good long hard look at itself.

Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by Picadör » Tue Aug 04, 2020 5:17 pm

Picador wrote:
ssssanemax wrote:

Seriously, this place is getting to the point there are only two posters* with enough brains to make an amuse-bouche for a not very peckish zombie. Does anyone know how old Condi is, so I can estimate roughly when he might die and I can come back?


* Picador. Voice from Limbo. Not sucking your cocks, just telling it like it is.


Have I just been damned with faint praise? :|

Maybe if you weren't such a gormless twat...

Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by Picadör » Tue Aug 04, 2020 5:16 pm

Ssanemax wrote:
Picadör wrote:
Picador wrote:Condo, if you're going to pretend to be Ssssssssssssanemax you'll be more believable if you change your fucking avatar and your sig YTC.

Who's pretending?


That might not work as your inbuilt pretentiousness has led you to spell it properly.

What do you have against umlauts? Are you a Little Englander?

Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by Picador » Tue Aug 04, 2020 5:00 pm

ssssanemax wrote:

Seriously, this place is getting to the point there are only two posters* with enough brains to make an amuse-bouche for a not very peckish zombie. Does anyone know how old Condi is, so I can estimate roughly when he might die and I can come back?


* Picador. Voice from Limbo. Not sucking your cocks, just telling it like it is.


Have I just been damned with faint praise? :|

Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by Picador » Tue Aug 04, 2020 4:55 pm

Picadör wrote:
Ssanemax wrote:
Ssanemax wrote:
ssssanemax wrote:Oooh you have changed your member name to the same as mine to inconvenience me. that's clever.

You really ARE as big a fuckwit as Condi.


Depend® might be your solution...



if we knew what that was without having to google it, it would be a more effective form of (insult? compliment? who knows.)

Where's the fun in that?


No umlaut o in picador. Condo's not pretentious, just stupid.

Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by Macunaima » Tue Aug 04, 2020 4:53 pm

[Pops popcorn. Watches hobbit chatter.]

Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by Picador » Tue Aug 04, 2020 4:52 pm

Ssanemax wrote:
Ssanemax wrote:
ssssanemax wrote:Oooh you have changed your member name to the same as mine to inconvenience me. that's clever.

You really ARE as big a fuckwit as Condi.


Depend® might be your solution...



if we knew what that was without having to google it, it would be a more effective form of (insult? compliment? who knows.)


Depends are American nappies for geriatrics that shit and piss themselves.

It's a not very clever play on inconvenience/incontinence.

...and he's changed his username to mine.

Isn't Condo funny? :roll:

Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by Ssanemax » Tue Aug 04, 2020 4:41 pm

Picadör wrote:
Picador wrote:Condo, if you're going to pretend to be Ssssssssssssanemax you'll be more believable if you change your fucking avatar and your sig YTC.

Who's pretending?


That might not work as your inbuilt pretentiousness has led you to spell it properly.

Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by Bollocks to Brexit » Tue Aug 04, 2020 4:40 pm

Picador wrote:
Ssanemax wrote:
Bollocks to Brexit wrote:Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?


Bolloxy, do you like movies about Mister Bean?


Somebody has to. It might as well be Bollocks.


My oh my! Someone clearly got fisted rather too roughly this morning, didn't they?

You should ask Condi to use more lube in future.

Mr Bean? Nah, I have not managed to sit through more than about 20 minutes of any of those films yet.

Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by Picadör » Tue Aug 04, 2020 4:39 pm

Ssanemax wrote:
Ssanemax wrote:
ssssanemax wrote:Oooh you have changed your member name to the same as mine to inconvenience me. that's clever.

You really ARE as big a fuckwit as Condi.


Depend® might be your solution...



if we knew what that was without having to google it, it would be a more effective form of (insult? compliment? who knows.)

Where's the fun in that?

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