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Post by JJCH Rothko Schmothko » Sun Dec 15, 2019 10:03 pm

Guest wrote:I used to drive by a strip joint on my way to work. They had a sign out front “Collage Girls, Tuesday Night!”


Seems like a strangely niche marketing strategy, pitching directly to Ted Bundy but I suppose there are more out there where Ted came from.

As the sex industry is well known for pitching to the widest range of human tastes, I wonder if there is a biz opportunity appealing to other artistic media and styles? Chiascuoro Girls? Mannersist Girls? Papier-mâché Girls? Maybe even ‘Early Woodcut and Potato Print Girls’? To be honest, I can only see that last one appealing in the Mid-west states of the US.

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Post by Guest Sucks Balls » Sun Dec 15, 2019 8:58 pm

Guest wrote:Case in point...


Fuck off cunt.

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Post by Macunaima nli xxxlxxxx » Sun Dec 15, 2019 7:59 pm

Guest wrote:I used to drive by a strip joint on my way to work. They had a sign out front “Collage Girls, Tuesday Night!”


Ooh, ick.

Now THAT sounds like something from Brother Vinnie. Or Kingdom Death.

Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by Guest » Sun Dec 15, 2019 6:14 pm

I used to drive by a strip joint on my way to work. They had a sign out front “Collage Girls, Tuesday Night!”

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Post by Fellow squirrel molester » Sun Dec 15, 2019 6:12 pm

Macunaima nli xxxlxx wrote:
Condottiero wrote:
Macunaima nli xxxla wrote:But hey: I got bit by a squirrel on Boston Commons a month ago, so you can don your magic Mormon undies and pray I will contract rabies and got out the way Rocky Russo did,

It's Boston Common not Commons...

You were here last month?!? We could've hung out together, maybe troll Gail Dines... :twisted:

Since one's more than likely to get stabbed on Boston Common, especially near the hive of scum and villainy aka Park Street, I'd like to know what provoked the squirrel - did you grab its nuts?


Well, I kinda troll Gail Dines professionally, so I’d rather have just gamed something. :)

I was just stupid with the squirrel. I’m used to the ones in Mexico City which are hyper tame. So when one of the Boston squirrels started begging me for almonds, I gave it some. And I forgot Rule One about feeding squirrels: NEVER give them food from your fingertips, always let them take it from the palm of your hand. My finger got accidentally nipped. Poor little bugger was probably more scared than I was when I yelped.

So four months to go before I know for sure that I am out of risk for rabies. Not that rabies is likely, at all. I think the last time they found a rabid squirrel in Boston was in 1932 or something. But I did soak my finger in vodka for hours on the plane home to make sure it didn’t get infected. That at least worked.

As for the urban risk in Boston.... We wandered everywhere around town at all hours of the night and into the wee hours of the morning and never felt slightly at risk. But, like I have said many times before (and at the risk of Random accusing me of dramatizing my life), living in Rio really raises your tolerance level for urban violence. Perhaps dangerously so, as two of the three times Ana has been mugged recently were in Barcelona and Washington D.C. So yeah. We’re probably too blasé for our own good.

I can beat your squirrel story for stupidity.
Your right. College campus squirrels are indeed super tame.
I had a bag of peanuts. I was throwing them to a squirrel. Closer and closer. When he was a foot away, I let him see me put in a clenched fist. He pried my fingers apart with his tiny cute arms, grabbed the nut and ran off.
It suddenly dawned on me how dumb that was.
I ate the rest myself, shaken and wiser but unwounded.
I’ve seen the “noodling for catfish” videos. I guess I could noodle for squirrels if I felt dumb enough. Even rednecks aren’t that stupid, but collij students sure are.

Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by Guest » Sun Dec 15, 2019 6:01 pm

Macunaima nli xxxlxxxxx wrote:Of course, no thread would be complete without an entry by Brother Vinnie....

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Ok. I’m done here. Where’s my hat?

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Post by Macunaima nli xxxlxxxxx » Sun Dec 15, 2019 5:33 pm

Of course, no thread would be complete without an entry by Brother Vinnie....

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Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by Uhhhh » Sun Dec 15, 2019 5:28 pm

So that got weird, even for this place

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Post by Macunaima nli xxxxlxxxx » Sun Dec 15, 2019 5:27 pm

JJCH Besame Mucho wrote:Hey, Mac, sounds like you're loosing it a little.
Let me know if you want to talk, mate.


Actually, I’m doing OK. It’s the world around me that’s getting very surreal and there’s not much to done about that except hope that other employment opportunities open up somewhere elese.

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Post by Bronshtein » Sun Dec 15, 2019 1:30 pm

Don't shoot till you see the whites of their eyes! Oh fuck!

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