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Re: The Thread you can all ignore Brazil, Brazil, Brazil.

Post by The Jim Jones Cocktail Hour » Wed Nov 11, 2020 11:12 pm

Macunaima wrote:Bozo just threatened to declare war on Biden’s America. So that happened.



For fairness sake he also just threatened to throw Araújo* out of a third story window. Which might be a joke but then again..... it’s by far the best idea he has had, probably ever.

Who knows a Fenwickian style war with the EUA might not be as bad as the next two years.


* For those who don’t follow what passes for politics in Brazil, Ernesto is the foreign minister, whose total and nutty embrace of Trumpismo would embarrass the most die hard White House staffer. Sycophant in Chief is his other job title. But it does seem likely he will inevitably fall under the proverbial bus now he is of little further use.

Re: The Thread you can all ignore Brazil, Brazil, Brazil.

Post by Hermit » Wed Nov 11, 2020 8:45 pm

"Balsa-Nero"

Thank you, thank you. I'm here all week :D

I'll get me coat...and me facemask :|

Re: The Thread you can all ignore Brazil, Brazil, Brazil.

Post by kyotebue2 » Wed Nov 11, 2020 3:35 am

Will Trump even notice???

Re: The Thread you can all ignore Brazil, Brazil, Brazil.

Post by Macunaima » Wed Nov 11, 2020 3:04 am

Bozo just threatened to declare war on Biden’s America. So that happened.

Re: The Thread you can all ignore Brazil, Brazil, Brazil.

Post by Macunaima » Thu Nov 05, 2020 3:03 am

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Brazilian Elections:
5PM: The votes are all in.
6PM: Everyone is drunk and happy or drunk and disgusted.
7PM: First impeachment proceedings filed.
8PM: Government divvies up all the ministries with the Center Right to stay in power.

American Elections:
“I can’t count.”

Re: The Thread you can all ignore Brazil, Brazil, Brazil.

Post by Macunaima » Wed Oct 21, 2020 10:56 pm

No pinatas. But next carnaval’s costumes are going to be interesting (whenever we can have carnaval again).

Re: The Thread you can all ignore Brazil, Brazil, Brazil.

Post by Hermit » Wed Oct 21, 2020 9:15 pm

The Jim Jones Cocktail Hour wrote:The sad aspect to what would otherwise be a mirth fest is that the reason for the raid that had him bunging reais up his arse is his role in ripping R$20 million from the public purse, intended to combat Covid-19.


Maybe his excuse is that having an "arse wallet" somehow protects him from Covid.

Do they have pinatas in Brazil? I can imagine what some are going to look like after this, and where the sweets are going to fall from when they're hit.

Re: The Thread you can all ignore Brazil, Brazil, Brazil.

Post by The Jim Jones Cocktail Hour » Sat Oct 17, 2020 7:31 pm

Yep, anal works across both tongues, at which point I believe it’s called ‘rimming’.

Actually, I was thinking of those puppet mobiles of footballers that were popular in Brazil a decade or so back. You know the ones, two crude stick figures in opposing team colours, you could hang from the ceiling, with one jamming a stick up the other’s arse. Remarkably popular in Bahia, at one point there was someone selling one on every fucking corner in Salvador. Maybe Chico drew his inspiration from there?

I see the President’s nephew has resigned from Chico’s employ. Purely coincidental of course and an entirely independent decision. Rats and sinking ships?

The sad aspect to what would otherwise be a mirth fest is that the reason for the raid that had him bunging reais up his arse is his role in ripping R$20 million from the public purse, intended to combat Covid-19.

Oh well, at least the footy is going well.

Re: The Thread you can all ignore Brazil, Brazil, Brazil.

Post by Guest » Sat Oct 17, 2020 5:13 pm

Hermit wrote:You have to laugh at this one:

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/ ... -rodrigues

Top quote from it:

Rodrigues offered no immediate explanation for the contents of his underwear, but denied wrongdoing, hinting that rivals were trying to sully his name.


He should worry more about the sullied notes he rammed up his arse. Would they still be legal tender, Mac? :lol:

“The anals of history.”
I assume that’s a bi-lingual joke. It works both ways? Marvelous.

Re: The Thread you can all ignore Brazil, Brazil, Brazil.

Post by Macunaima » Sat Oct 17, 2020 4:25 pm

The jokes write themselves, don’t they?

“500,000 reais?! Do you think I can pull that sort of money out of my asshole...?!”

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