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Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by Picador » Thu Jun 04, 2020 4:55 pm

White, lower middle class blokes.
Hardly Spoons usual demographic.

Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by Derek H » Thu Jun 04, 2020 4:54 pm

Macunaima wrote:Well, I was up there three times in the last three years and each time I saw a pub fight. Not a brawl a la “Trainspotting”, mind you, but two-four guys really going at each other. Not the American “Come at me, bro!” kind of shit you see in the States. Now, these were Wetherspoons in the northeast of London and also in Bristol, so... one step up from a flat-roofed pub, I know.

Still.


Weatherspoons? that explains it.

Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by Macunaima » Thu Jun 04, 2020 4:35 pm

Guest wrote:
Macunaima wrote:Well, I was up there three times in the last three years and each time I saw a pub fight.


Of course you did.
Because you're edgy desperado living on the edges of society where greasers, punks, junkies, and weirdos hang out.
You fucking walt.


Yeah. Wetherbies is really hard core.

To tell the complete truth, in all three cases, the guys involved looked like they could’ve been Pat Stoddard’s cousins or neighbors. White, lower middle class blokes.

Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by Guest » Thu Jun 04, 2020 4:21 pm

Macunaima wrote:Well, I was up there three times in the last three years and each time I saw a pub fight.


Of course you did.
Because you're edgy desperado living on the edges of society where greasers, punks, junkies, and weirdos hang out.
You fucking walt.

Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by Picador » Thu Jun 04, 2020 3:56 pm

frotherPest wrote:
Picador wrote:


We tend not to shoot each other as much as you cunts. In fact every other country in the civilised world tends not to shoot each other as much as you cunts.


Guns... knives... It’s all putting foreign objects into each others’ bodies in an unfriendly way.


I refer you to this, you seem to have missed it.

Ssanemax wrote:


fuck yes, you make a good point. AND we leave the toilet seat up. and when did you last clean up in here? oh, and our feet smell.

Gun Deaths USA 2019 EXCLUDING SUICIDES 'AT least 15,292'

Total Homicides In England And Wales 2019 - 670.

I am shitting myself

Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by frotherPest » Thu Jun 04, 2020 3:45 pm

Picador wrote:


We tend not to shoot each other as much as you cunts. In fact every other country in the civilised world tends not to shoot each other as much as you cunts.


Guns... knives... It’s all putting foreign objects into each others’ bodies in an unfriendly way.

Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by Macunaima » Thu Jun 04, 2020 3:24 pm

Well, I was up there three times in the last three years and each time I saw a pub fight. Not a brawl a la “Trainspotting”, mind you, but two-four guys really going at each other. Not the American “Come at me, bro!” kind of shit you see in the States. Now, these were Wetherspoons in the northeast of London and also in Bristol, so... one step up from a flat-roofed pub, I know.

Still.

Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by Bollocks to Brexit » Thu Jun 04, 2020 3:13 pm

Macunaima wrote:
Picador wrote:


We tend not to shoot each other as much as you cunts. In fact every other country in the civilised world tends not to shoot each other as much as you cunts.


You do go after each other in pubs when you drink, however. Give the Yanks credit for one thing: without a gun in their hands, most of them don’t know how to cause as much mayhem as Brits or Brazilians.


What a quaint view of the UK you have; I can't remember the last time I saw a good pub fight.

Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by Guest 3 » Thu Jun 04, 2020 2:14 pm

Macunaima wrote:
Don’t talk about it or Randy Bill will accuse you of hallucinating death squads for attention.



No that's just you mac.

I know we were all worried when Brazil elected a fascist, but I think he's proven that he's even more inept than fascists usually are. It's been a year and a half since he took power, but he still hasn't managed to take out Brazil's numero uno pubic enema, mac. I bet the other dictators are laughing at him as much as we laugh at mac.

You can call me Billdo all you like as well mac, but you know I'm nothing to do with that fat cunt. You're the one with more in common with him than most of the guests who post here.

Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by General Paranoia » Thu Jun 04, 2020 1:49 pm

By some odd twist of fate, when I looked at TMP today I didn't get the spanking teacher mini or an editor sob story photo pop up on the left.
Strange times indeed!

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