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Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by Bronshtein » Sun Dec 15, 2019 1:30 pm

Don't shoot till you see the whites of their eyes! Oh fuck!

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Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by Derek H » Sun Dec 15, 2019 10:49 am

She's got Marty Feldman Nipples.

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Post by Marty Feldman » Sun Dec 15, 2019 10:46 am

Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by Guest » Sun Dec 15, 2019 10:43 am

JJCH Redux wrote:
Bronshtein wrote:Image

Back to squirrels for a moment - took me hours to hold the little fucker still to paint it.


Not bad at all! Is that 28mm or 54? It remains true that most attempts to paint in eyes just look daft. Look at the average gamer’s efforts and you’ll realise that Marty Feldman had an impact that far outweighed his fandom as a comic.

There was a song parody of “Betty Davis Eyes” called “Marty Feldman Eyes”. Not by Weird Al, strangely.
I was going to post it. But when I went to YouTube.... Do you know how many versions there are? And they’re all horrible! Al would have done it much better.
So out of respect for the high standards of good taste on Frothers, for once I’m not doing a drive-by link and running away.
But I shall use “Marty Feldman Eyes” to describe those masterpieces Tango01 digs up.

Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by JJCH Besame Mucho » Sun Dec 15, 2019 10:13 am

Hey, Mac, sounds like you're loosing it a little.
Let me know if you want to talk, mate.

Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by JJCH Teatro Colon » Sun Dec 15, 2019 9:59 am

Winston the OFM-ish wrote:
JJCH lni wrote:Personally speaking, I think of most randoms as some twat from Bristol, desperate for some distraction that will take him back to his van and mobile device and away from his job of spackling up glory holes in the gents. I suspect his collection of used prophylactics must either be complete or nearing completion so much of the gloss has worn off his job.

Bill is mostly too lazy to put his pudgy fingers to work, save for absolute necessity and besides his writing style is readily identifiable.

If his writing style is so identifiable, why do I get accused of being Bill?


Cos you’re probably the only person that comes here (Bill aside) who has seen the workings of Bill’s colon, up close and personal? Must have been an awesome sight to see it spasm.

Amicalement!

Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by JJCH Redux » Sun Dec 15, 2019 9:54 am

Bronshtein wrote:Image

Back to squirrels for a moment - took me hours to hold the little fucker still to paint it.


Not bad at all! Is that 28mm or 54? It remains true that most attempts to paint in eyes just look daft. Look at the average gamer’s efforts and you’ll realise that Marty Feldman had an impact that far outweighed his fandom as a comic.

Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by Guest » Sun Dec 15, 2019 8:38 am

Yeah, manic and obsessive.
My apologies - I should have known better than to wind up someone with mental health problems.
I've only made it worse for you.
My sincere apologies. Mental health is not an easy thing to live with and I can see how difficult you struggle with it.
Best wishes.

Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by Macunaima nli xxxlxxxx » Sun Dec 15, 2019 8:37 am

Cheers, Bill! :beer:

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Post by Macunaima nli xxxxlxx » Sun Dec 15, 2019 8:36 am

Simple arrant bullshit with a side swipe at Bristol asbos on community service duty.

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