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Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by Picador » Mon Jun 14, 2021 11:38 pm

In what world is the answer not obvious? He's trying to recreate red lead paint.

Down Halfords, can of red primer, spray guns, dry brush a slightly brighter red, slap some dark red ink on them.

Next, if you want bronze barrels don't use black primer you twat. Try grey primer, undercoat dark yellow.

I must have been about 15 when I figured that out. In my spare time, in between some underage sex and homework. And all I had was Humbrol enamels, which made the sex messy.

Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by Hew Johns » Mon Jun 14, 2021 10:08 pm

Just passing by (again) wrote:
Picador wrote:A member of the TNP brains trust asks:

http://theminiaturespage.com/boards/msg.mv?id=550428

Is it just me, or is the place becoming populated by particularly slow children in addition to the Nazis, racists and RWNJs?



SgtGuinness would appear to be a proper thick cunt.


Come on guys, it's a legit question with some helpful answers. If you want loony toons look at just joe, the alleged Dutchman, in the Naps folders. ("just a simple austerlitz unform question" but if you haven't seen it, don't bother.)
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Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by GarrisonMiniatures » Mon Jun 14, 2021 8:42 pm

You know, been thinking (I know... not a good idea)...haven't seen any recent evidence of any purges. That seems... strange... I mean, there are always purges, if just to say how well TMP is doing...

Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by Just passing by (again) » Mon Jun 14, 2021 6:06 pm

Picador wrote:A member of the TNP brains trust asks:

http://theminiaturespage.com/boards/msg.mv?id=550428

Is it just me, or is the place becoming populated by particularly slow children in addition to the Nazis, racists and RWNJs?



SgtGuinness would appear to be a proper thick cunt.

Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by Picador » Mon Jun 14, 2021 2:32 pm

A member of the TNP brains trust asks:

http://theminiaturespage.com/boards/msg.mv?id=550428

Is it just me, or is the place becoming populated by particularly slow children in addition to the Nazis, racists and RWNJs?

Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by sherman65 » Mon Jun 14, 2021 3:47 am

frotherPest wrote:
Picador wrote:The cult of personality is strong on TNP

http://theminiaturespage.com/boards/msg.mv?id=550395

Unless posting endless fucking spam is 'helpful'?


I believe JJartist wrote the Alexander supplement for Warhammer Ancients. He did some coordination with Allen Curtis so their books would work well together.
Obviously Tango is more helpful.


Obviously, my dear lad, you're not a member of the Tango cult to think such heresy.... (as if anyone in their right mind would).

Tango is a thorough going sack of shit. In any decently run forum he'd been run out long ago. But this is Bill's TNP. And "decently run" it is NOT.

Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by Derek H » Mon Jun 14, 2021 1:46 am

Il Bastardo Pedantesco wrote:
I can imagine you in the hall as monitor… (smile)

Armand


Coincidence? It's been established that our faux Argentinian is a lurker here...


Cheeky bastard. I am the fucking hall monitor!

Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by Il Bastardo Pedantesco » Mon Jun 14, 2021 1:38 am

I can imagine you in the hall as monitor… (smile)

Armand


Coincidence? It's been established that our faux Argentinian is a lurker here...

Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by Derek H » Mon Jun 14, 2021 1:15 am

Discussing Tango's posting habits on TMP John the OFM wrote:

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Dear John the OFM and Editor in Chief Bill.

This the voice of the Mysterons... We know that you can hear us Earthmen.

In six of the past ten days Tango has made six posts. Thur 3rd; Mon 7th; Tues 8th; Wed 9th; Fri 11th: Sat 12th.

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Tango is taking the piss big style.

He needs banned Bill, or at least a jolly good Dawghousing, you have to show your members that nobody's exempt from the TMP rules.

Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by Oliver Clothesoff » Mon Jun 14, 2021 12:55 am

And GurKhan is Duncan Head.

But Head and Jonas are merely knowledgeable, and erudite and helpful, whereas Tango provides links to pirated rules PDFs. So obviously Tango is far more helpful.

Unless there are a lot of people very deliberately taking the piss on good old Bill.

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